Remember the days Little Leaguers could throw more than 25 pitches without getting yanked? You had a horse on the hill standing at 6’4” with a 5 o’clock shadow and you could just let him ride. It’s why the founding fathers came to Plymouth Rock. It wasn’t for freedom and independence. It was so we could watch our kids play big stake games in front of millions of people. And if we need to forge a couple docs here and there to get a 14 year old up in there? It’s a small price we need to pay for electricity.